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Wah…before we go any further [wah teri hatcher ba ito?] I would just like to tell a personal story happen to me just recently…or okay, just lately in our Speech Communication class.
You see, we were asked to prepare a two minute long talk and deliver it in front of the class as our last graded oral recitation for the midterms [at dahil mabait akong bata, nag Tribal Wars lang ako…at nagfriendster nang ang Friendster ‘til the end], and OH SHIT! Na first blood ako!
Well, there’s nothing wrong naman being the first one to stand in front and speak in English for 2 minutes but the mere fact you aren’t given the chance to review and prepare just make me feel so FUCKINGLY SAD…[oppsss…read that again with feelings…FUCKINGLY SAD!]…hahahaha…that was the longest 2 minutes of my life and yet the shortest! Nabitin ako! Nakakaasar kasi, since it came in an instant, thoughts were all mixed up and the moment I knew it, wala na, ubos na yung time for me…although naging masaya naman ako with the outcome….
McRey: Oh shet! That was a disaster!
Galagate: Tangik, okay yun! Maganda nga eh! Okay, parang nagkekwento ka lang…
McRey: Tang ina talaga, na first blood pa ako…
Hay…sana makakuha ako naman ako ng 3.5 to 4.0 [western grading system] no! I am a failure kasi with written exam…Ha! Mighty gad in heben!
Wah…before we go any further [wah teri hatcher ba ito?] I would just like to tell a personal story happen to me just recently…or okay, just lately in our Speech Communication class.
You see, we were asked to prepare a two minute long talk and deliver it in front of the class as our last graded oral recitation for the midterms [at dahil mabait akong bata, nag Tribal Wars lang ako…at nagfriendster nang ang Friendster ‘til the end], and OH SHIT! Na first blood ako!
Well, there’s nothing wrong naman being the first one to stand in front and speak in English for 2 minutes but the mere fact you aren’t given the chance to review and prepare just make me feel so FUCKINGLY SAD…[oppsss…read that again with feelings…FUCKINGLY SAD!]…hahahaha…that was the longest 2 minutes of my life and yet the shortest! Nabitin ako! Nakakaasar kasi, since it came in an instant, thoughts were all mixed up and the moment I knew it, wala na, ubos na yung time for me…although naging masaya naman ako with the outcome….
McRey: Oh shet! That was a disaster!
Galagate: Tangik, okay yun! Maganda nga eh! Okay, parang nagkekwento ka lang…
McRey: Tang ina talaga, na first blood pa ako…
Hay…sana makakuha ako naman ako ng 3.5 to 4.0 [western grading system] no! I am a failure kasi with written exam…Ha! Mighty gad in heben!
Ai isa pa, tama bang tadtarin ng ATAY ang ULAM KONG AMPALAYA? SHET ANG PAIT NA NGA PINAPAIT PA! AND WELCOME nga pala sa ANAK ni ATE GING na nagngangalang, CHELSY ANN...WELCOME to the FAMILY!
Here’s the Tale itself… [ang galing no, parang group discussion lang, kailangan talaga ng side comment eh! Nyahaha]
Wansapanateym in a far away land…there live a beri beautiful heroine known as DARNA…she is so beautiful and kind that people admire her and at the same time hate her for being so BRIGHT and yet so SLOW….don’t ask me why it is like that…basta yun na yun!
Wan day, Valentina, her nemesis, attacked the city of Quezon City together with her ewwyyy alagad…the snakes….FUCK I hate snakes sorry for this but I JUST HATE SNAKES!
DARNA: Valentina, itigil mo na ang iyong kalupitan!
Valentina: Shet…you siyat ap okay! Im none true yet witchu! Ay heyt yu n ay shall distroy yu!
DARNA: Kahit kalian, hindi mag-wi-win ang mga masasama!
Valentina: FAK! Yu ar so tatsi! Tenk yu…sow as a reward, MGA AHAS SUGURIN SI DARNA AT PATAYIN SHA! SSSSHIIIII, SHHHIIII, SHIIII, SHIIIII!!!
DARNA: [nagtatatalon] Tama na Valentina! NAIIHI NA AKO!
And DARNA was defeated…and Valentina lived happily ever after!
-the end-
Here’s the Tale itself… [ang galing no, parang group discussion lang, kailangan talaga ng side comment eh! Nyahaha]Wansapanateym in a far away land…there live a beri beautiful heroine known as DARNA…she is so beautiful and kind that people admire her and at the same time hate her for being so BRIGHT and yet so SLOW….don’t ask me why it is like that…basta yun na yun!
Wan day, Valentina, her nemesis, attacked the city of Quezon City together with her ewwyyy alagad…the snakes….FUCK I hate snakes sorry for this but I JUST HATE SNAKES!
DARNA: Valentina, itigil mo na ang iyong kalupitan!
Valentina: Shet…you siyat ap okay! Im none true yet witchu! Ay heyt yu n ay shall distroy yu!
DARNA: Kahit kalian, hindi mag-wi-win ang mga masasama!
Valentina: FAK! Yu ar so tatsi! Tenk yu…sow as a reward, MGA AHAS SUGURIN SI DARNA AT PATAYIN SHA! SSSSHIIIII, SHHHIIII, SHIIII, SHIIIII!!!
DARNA: [nagtatatalon] Tama na Valentina! NAIIHI NA AKO!
And DARNA was defeated…and Valentina lived happily ever after!
-the end-
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another tale? paano na si arajaya?
hindi ako recipient ng arajaya (T.T)
inabangan ko pa naman adventures niya.. ;)
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