This is the continuation of The Legend of Eggplant…
So there was I, Arajaya was pleading to Sarah to help her remove the eggplant inside her fallopian tube. But Sarah is so hard to convince until our princess promised her to give everything. Sarah’s eyes twinkled. She ran across the living room, grabbed the vacuum cleaner, and slotted it between Arajaya’s legs.
“SHUUUUUU!!!” In a minute, Arajaya felt relieved.
The next morning, Arajaya decided to take a bath at the [Pasig] river near her house. When she reached the riverbank, she saw a police and seduced him by singing: “Pupunta ‘kong ilog, ikaw ay susunod.” And most probably, you already know what happened next.
The next next morning, Arajaya decided to take a bath again at the river hoping that she’ll meet the police again. And just like magic, the police appeared. She sang again: “Pupunta ‘kong ilog, ikaw ay susunod.” Then the police followed her and fucked her.
The third morning, she sang aher seducing nd arousing song again. “Pupunta ‘kong ilog, ikaw ay susunod…” and the policed followed her again but when they arrived at the riverbank, they saw Arajaya’s father.
That night, the police visted her at their house and he sang in a low toned voice, “Pupunta akong ilog, ikaw ay susunod…” but no response. He sang again, “Pupunta akong ilog, ikaw ay susunod…” a minute later, Arajaya finally sang back, “Walang ng ilog, ilog, KIKI ko’y sunog.”
-the end-
So there was I, Arajaya was pleading to Sarah to help her remove the eggplant inside her fallopian tube. But Sarah is so hard to convince until our princess promised her to give everything. Sarah’s eyes twinkled. She ran across the living room, grabbed the vacuum cleaner, and slotted it between Arajaya’s legs.
“SHUUUUUU!!!” In a minute, Arajaya felt relieved.
The next morning, Arajaya decided to take a bath at the [Pasig] river near her house. When she reached the riverbank, she saw a police and seduced him by singing: “Pupunta ‘kong ilog, ikaw ay susunod.” And most probably, you already know what happened next.
The next next morning, Arajaya decided to take a bath again at the river hoping that she’ll meet the police again. And just like magic, the police appeared. She sang again: “Pupunta ‘kong ilog, ikaw ay susunod.” Then the police followed her and fucked her.
The third morning, she sang aher seducing nd arousing song again. “Pupunta ‘kong ilog, ikaw ay susunod…” and the policed followed her again but when they arrived at the riverbank, they saw Arajaya’s father.
That night, the police visted her at their house and he sang in a low toned voice, “Pupunta akong ilog, ikaw ay susunod…” but no response. He sang again, “Pupunta akong ilog, ikaw ay susunod…” a minute later, Arajaya finally sang back, “Walang ng ilog, ilog, KIKI ko’y sunog.”
-the end-
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Nice welcome note mcrey! So... hmmmm... genuine of you. =)
Is this the same ilog that was used as a setting for the Legend of Kangkong? =)
Arajaya is so makati nga talaga. Is there by any chance you personally know her? =) A distant friend perhaps? Just a thought.
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