The Origin of Inday

Before I go on with the Inday discussion here, let me just tell you the life of our cat named ABCD.

Parang kailan lang, yakap-yakap ko pa sa ming-ming, but now, she's lying inside our washing machine taking good care of her newly born baby. Ming-ming is such a bia-yotch! She's such a flirt for giving birth that early. Hay!

Anyway, let's go back to the real purpose of this post... INDAY!

"Bloody hell what the f@#$ did just land on my cutie top...?I mean i've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous.I think i have to remove this eeeewwwyyy thingin a whip wham of time...."

-INDAY nagiinarte ng matalsikan ng mantika habang nagluluto ng TILAPIA

We have been all bugged by the Inday, the Wondermaid fever over the net and even in mobile society. We followed her journey since the time she left her province to work in Manila as a maid until her boss asked her not to speak English with them.

Now the question is: Who is Inday and how was she able to speak that well in English that even I can’t beat the line to level her wit? Where does she came from and what kind of family does she belong?

My assumption is; Inday, our Wondermaid, is a long lost daughter of the Herap Hestrada who happens to know everything about their wealth. During his court hearing, Inday told him that she was his long lost daughter, however, since Inday is a product of a Hestrada and a Mayordoma, the plunderer denied her as his child and was exiled to a far flung province where a man, who has fall in love with her, supported her and admitted her in a private school.

Inday call this man as Daddy short legs.

Now, when Inday reached college, she was the most outstanding student of their university that a lot of students hated her for being so “intelligenic”. One scorching Monday morning, a conspiracy was planned against Inday. Her jar was contaminated by one of her rivals with mercury. But unfortunately, the thirsty daddy short legs asked for a glass of water. Hence, instead of Inday doing “ngisay-ngisay” movements, it is her daddy who was poisoned with the mercuric water.

Because of the sudden death of his daddy-short-legs, she can no longer support herself to study at that university and was forced to work as a maid in Manila. Thereafter, she promised to herself that she will avenge the death of her daddy-short-legs by shouting in the middle of the rain: Hinnnndddiiiiii! Daddy-short-legs! Magbabayad sila sa ginawa nila! Matitikman nila ang lupit ng paghihiganti ng isang dukha!

Since then, she never spoke Tagalog.